If Bananas Have Appeal What Do Pigs Have?
By Mark Curry

Apork.

Ha ha, but seriously folks. I happen to love both bananas and pigs. Bananas give you potassium and Pigs are smarter than dogs when it comes to training. Someday I hope to own a pig named Shakespeare. He should be pink with a brown patch on his eye.

About now, you might be wondering, what sort of article is this? I will tell you: It was an excuse to have the word Apork appear in one of my works. I love the word Apork. It rolls off the tongue with savoir-faire. I like it almost as much as I like Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper. Almost, but not quite.

Sorry for wasting your time-MDC