Double List Update
By Mark Curry

Like 2 lists in one? Freakin’ awesome!

How to Deal With People In Shirts That State the Obvious

I love a good shirt. Funny, cool, whatever. But, Some shirts…. Oh man. Obvious T-shirts? Yeah…they suck. Unless they talk about how I am better than you. Then it’s just being honest. Look for more info about how I am better than you soon. Anyways on to this:

List-freakin’-mania. I’m going nuts with this crap.

1. Punch them. Just do it. They deserve it, and if they plan on ratting you out, punch them again.

2. Explain to them that T-shirts, while occasionally funny, should show the whole depth of their sense of humor.

3. While you are at it, explain to them that T-shirts shouldn’t show the whole depth of their entire personality either.

4. Did I say punch ‘em? I meant that one.

Onto this topic:

Some Ways That I Am Better Than You

I just am. Let me count the ways. Well, I don’t like math, so I’ll keep this short.

1. I have a great sense of humor.

2. I have great taste in music, generally speaking.

3. I know Kendon on an intimate level. (Not the gross kind)

4. I’ve seen the movie Angus, AND the movie Shaun Of the Dead.

5. I respect the differences of others, unless they suck. (The people, not the differences)

6. I’m full of untapped potential.

7. I’ve been to Canada.

8. If I want to, I can wear socks or I can opt out. Either way, people still crave my attention.

9. I love 5th Avenue candy bars.

10. I’m of Irish and German descent, with a hint of Czech. Quite a spicy mix…hence the name Curry.