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Love this site AND yourself? Good! Then pay me money to draw a portrait of you. But first, read these following considerations and steps:

Considerations:

• JPEG drawings will be sent to you via e-mail -- where you can choose to print it off or make it your wallpaper.
• All orders are through Pay Pal. However, if you absolutely have to pay some other way -- I'll try to work something out.
  
• Good portraits are just simple drawings of you -- no background or anything. Just you and some shading.
  
• Better portraits will have the background in your photo or background that I feel like drawing.
  
• Best portraits are where I actually use my imagination and put in whatever crazy shit I feel like.

Steps:

1. Look at the chart below to decide what you want.
   
2. Send me an e-mail saying what you want... Also, attach a GOOD picture of yourself. My portrait will only be as good and clear as your picture is. The larger the better. I like to zoom in and find nifty details!
3. If you want something else done other than a portrait, e-mail me. I can do anything. Seriously... Any idea you have, I can/will probably do it.
4. Select item below and click on the "buy" button!

Item:

JPEG Good - $10 JPEG Better - $20 JPEG Best - $30

Portrait Samples:

<-- Musician Jeremy Culpepper bought one.

<-- I made my mom pay for one.

<-- My pet mouse Malcom got one in his memory.

<-- Self-portrait... All black and white. Nice style.